February 2012
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CONAN TONIGHT
Tune in tonight, Thursday February 9, for a trip down memory lane.  And thanks to everyone at The Playboy Morning Show for having me on this morning.  Was a great time, and a hilarious, fun way to start the day!
Feb 9th
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SET YER DVR'S
I will be on Fallon this Tuesday February 7th, and Conan Thursday February 9th.  Now please enjoy this piece about the LA billboard: http://dailybillboard.blogspot.com/2012/02/tv-week-delocated-season-three.html
Feb 6th
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MURAL WARS
This is the Delocated mural in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NYC. Here’s the mural after some graffiti dudes fucked it up. And here it is today, back in action!  I hope this goes on for weeks and there are many more updates to come.  GET PSYCHED FOR TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT!!!
Feb 2nd
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GUYS, KEEP GETTING PSYCHED FOR THE PREMIERE!
Tonight!  February 2nd!  Midnight!  Enjoy this interview (or don’t) with me and Janeane! http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2012/02/watch-love-sex-connection.html
Feb 2nd
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SHIT'S ALL ROD STEWART
Tonight’s the night.  Get it???  Another song reference.  People have been asking who’s actually sitting on top of the LA billboard.  Here’s the answer.
Feb 2nd
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SHIT'S ALL PHIL COLLINS
One more night.  Get it????  Just like the song.  Here’s the NYC mural and LA billboard.
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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PREMIERE WEEK!
Get ready for Thursday!  Stay up late or set yer DVR’s!  February 2nd at midnight!  Now go behind the scenes with Adult Swim: http://video.adultswim.com/delocated/delocated-season-3-behind-the-scenes.html
Jan 31st
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LIVE DELOCATED SHOW IN LOS ANGELES
Delocated is coming to LA!  Live show at Cinefamily. http://www.cinefamily.org/films/special-events-february-2012/#delocated-witness-protection-program-party Thursday February 9th at 10:30.  “Jon” hosts a show featuring Patton Oswalt, Andy Daly, Chelsea Peretti, Andy Blitz, Matt Walsh, David Koechner, and Maya Rudolph.  Here’s a photo from San Francisco Sketchfest, with Ben...
Jan 28th
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SNEAK PEEK AT THE NEW DELOCATED OPENING SEQUENCE
Go here to enjoy some ridiculousness: http://youtu.be/4pu-ZEinTBw
Jan 20th
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INTERVIEW INTERVIEW
Nice interview in Interview: http://www.interviewmagazine.com/culture/jon-glaser-the-man-behind-the-masks/#_
Jan 18th
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GO GIT IT
Delocated Season 1 and 2 DVD is officially available.  Here’s a nice mention in USA Today: http://content.usatoday.com/communities/popcandy/post/2012/01/cool-stuff-on-dvd-today-dirty-girl-and-other-titles/1
Jan 17th
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DELOCATED SEASON 3/DVD SPIKE TV INTERVIEW
Did this fun interview for Spike TV for the upcoming season and DVD release: http://www.spike.com/video-clips/ba5y8y/spare-time-jon-glaser-delocates-his-bowling-skill This is one of the photos that came up when I googled “jon glaser spike tv”:
Jan 16th
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SAN FRANCISCO SKETCHFEST
There’s another Delocated show at this year’s San Francisco Sketchfest. http://www.sfsketchfest.com/performers/index_autoselect.php?performer=delocatedwitnessprotection.jpg Eugene Mirman, Brett Gelman, Jessi Klein, Andy Blitz, David Cross, and Paul Rudd performing.  Plus a special musical guest.  Here’s some photos from last year which I don’t think I ever posted.  Thanks...
Jan 9th
DELOCATED SEASON 3 PREMIERE/SEASONS 1 AND 2 DVD
It’s official.  Stay up late or set yer DVR’s.  Delocated Season 3 premieres Thursday, February 2nd at midnight.  Seasons 1 and 2 come out on DVD January 17.  Go here to watch “Jon” recording the promo for the press release announcement.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiECkcPrtUo
Jan 5th
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December 2011
3 posts
SPIN MAGAZINE, BEST OF 2011
I was very happy to be asked to write something for Spin’s year-end issue.  It’s on newsstands now, here’s what to look for:   The piece is in the same vein as my book, My Dead Dad Was In ZZ Top.  Speaking of which, the book would be a great last minute stocking stuffer!  Or a great way to ring in the new year!  Or if you’re new to the blog and reading this at some point...
Dec 21st
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'CADOED
During the filming of Season 3, Delocated’s Prop Master Tory Harris came up with the next Tebowing/planking/stupid/fun new trend to take the country by storm:  ’Cadoing, aka, ‘Cadoed.  As in, avocado.  The premise is simple.  Got a good bud that’s wearing a hoody?  Try to put an avocado in the hood without them noticing, and get photographic evidence.  If you’re...
Dec 19th
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SEASON 3 FILMING IS A WRAP
Editing has begun.  Premier has been confirmed for February.  Premier date coming soon.  And if you buy the Lindsay Lohan Playboy, you’ll see this ad for the Delocated DVD, along with her T’s ‘n’ V.
Dec 14th
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November 2011
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IMPORTANT
I try to keep politics off this blog, but please sign this petition: http://www.change.org/petitions/the-detroit-lions-replace-nickelback-as-the-halftime-show-for-the-thanksgiving-game
Nov 5th
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October 2011
3 posts
JANEANE GAROFALO JOINS CAST OF DELOCATED
Very happy to announce that Janeane has joined the cast of Delocated.   http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/10/janeane_garofalo_heading_to_ad.html She’ll also be at the Delocated Comic Con panel along with Steve Cirbus, Jacob Kogan, and fellow new cast members Ali Faranahkian and Yung-I Chang.
Oct 12th
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NEW YORK COMIC CON
There is going to be a Delocated panel at this year’s New York Comic Con.  Saturday October 15th, at 6:30.  Here’s a link:   http://bit.ly/qPEYed.  New cast members will be there, and we’ll be showing a sneak peek clip.  Last year, our audience got in a fight with the audience from Falling Skies.  We won, it wasn’t even close.  I still have a piece of Noah Wyle’s hair...
Oct 8th
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FORGET IT, JAKE. IT'S CHINATOWN.
The title of this post is a line from the movie Chinatown.   John Lee, EP/writer/director on Delocated, hilariously said that he never understood what that line meant until we started working in Chinatown, then it all made perfect sense.  The Delocated production office is lovingly and disgustingly nestled somewhere in the heart of disgusting Chinatown.  Not the Chinatown from the movie Chinatown....
Oct 4th
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September 2011
5 posts
MARK TWAIN
I will be partaking in a show for Michael Kupperman’s new book, “Mark Twain’s Autobiography 1910-2010”,  Tuesday October 4th, at Littlefield in Brooklyn. http://www.littlefieldnyc.com/event/64519/
Sep 30th
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NEW YORK TELEVISION FESTIVAL
I am doing a panel this Saturday, September 24, as part of the NYTVF.  92Y Tribeca, at 3. Scott Adsit is also on the panel.  We will probably be talking about comedy and television.  Here’s some fun photos of me and Scott having fun together. From Delocated. From the book reading party for my book “My Dead Dad Was In ZZ Top”. Me dunking on Scott when we both played in...
Sep 20th
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SEASON 3 CONTINUES
A summer of editing and writing is over.  Pre-production began today for the rest of Season 3.  Shooting for the rest of the season’s episodes begins in a month.  This calls for a cool guy photo that Eugene Mirman sent me. 
Sep 20th
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EUGENE MIRMAN COMEDY FESTIVAL
It’s that time of year again.  The festival starts this Thursday, September 15, and there are plenty of great shows.  I will be donning some kind of red haired wig and hosting Invite Them Up as Bobby Tisdale on Friday night at 8 at The Bell House.   It’s a great line-up, with  Eugene, John Mulaney, Slovin and Allen, and Kurt Braunohler scheduled to perform.  
Sep 13th
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CURB
If you have any interest in watching, I will be defending Michael J. Fox’s honor this Sunday on Curb Your Enthusiasm.  Here’s a still from an HBO promo that aired earlier this summer.   
Sep 9th
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June 2011
3 posts
GLAS/ZE NIGHT IN BROOKLYN
Come see this all Glas/zer revue Tuesday night at Littlefield.  
Jun 27th
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"JON" SINGS WITH CHEESEBURGER AT UNION POOL
It was a great time.  Sergei even showed up and tried to intimidate “Jon” with a combination of abs, guns and moves.  But in the end, it was all hugs.  Thanks to Alix Piorun for the pics, and check out CMJ for more photos from the show.   
Jun 13th
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SEASON 3 FIRST SHOOTING BLOCK WRAPPED
Editing/writing all summer, shooting more episodes in the fall.  No better way to celebrate than with a champagne mani/pedi while flashing your mauve beave.
Jun 10th
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May 2011
1 post
"JON" SINGS WITH CHEESEBURGER
Friday June 3rd at Union Pool in Brooklyn, some version of this is going to happen again: http://unionpool.blogspot.com/
May 30th
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April 2011
3 posts
DELOCATED SEASON 3 UNDERWAY
Just finished our first week of shooting for Season 3 of Delocated.  Thanks to God for the spectacular backlighting, and DP Jonathan Furmanski for the pic.
Apr 30th
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AUTO BUDS
About a month ago, my friend Matt Hall sent me this photo: No big deal, just a couple matching maroon Honda CR-V’s parked next to each to start his Sunday.  A couple days later, I noticed this: Whatever, just two black Toyota Rav 4’s right across the street from each other, both with Jersey plates.  Then, the next day, this: Two hunter green 2 door Honda Civics?  I sent those...
Apr 11th
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GET YER SIGNED COPIES OF "MY DEAD DAD WAS IN ZZ...
The Strand book reading was a great time.  Thanks to Scott Adsit for taking part, big thanks to Strand for having me, especially Christina, Grant, Ryan and Andrew for bringing me in, and bigger thanks to The Flannel Club for welcoming me as one of their own.  My fingers look weird on the book and I need a haircut. You can get a signed copy of the book here: ...
Apr 6th
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March 2011
5 posts
BOOK READING AT STRAND APRIL 5TH
I am doing a book reading for My Dead Dad Was In ZZ Top at Strand next week.  7PM.  The very funny Scott Adsit is scheduled to join me. 
Mar 29th
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AFTERNOON SHOW MARCH 19TH
I will be taking part in what sounds like a really great show this weekend.  MoMA PS1 Saturday Sessions.  3-5.   http://ps1.org/calendar/view/274/ This jerk may or may not show up:
Mar 16th
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DELOCATED SEASONS 1 & 2 DVD COMES OUT JULY 5
Adult Swim made the announcement today in a posting about the Season 3 pick up in Deadline Hollywood. http://www.deadline.com/2011/03/adult-swim-orders-season-3-of-delocated/ This may or may not be a DVD extra:
Mar 2nd
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TONIGHT IN WILLIAMSBURG
Mar 2nd
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NOW IT'S OFFICIAL
I jumped the gun last time I posted about this, but now it’s official.  Season 3 of Delocated has been picked up for 10 episodes.  Sorry for no updates since I took down the last posting, I know it completely disrupted everyone’s lives into absolute, pure chaos for the last couple months.  We have been hard at work writing for the last few months, and pre-production starts soon....
Mar 1st
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February 2011
6 posts
SHE'S GOT BOOKS, SHE KNOWS HOW TO PROMOTE THEM
A few weeks ago, Billy Gibbons signed bottles of a vodka he invests in at a liquor store in Austin.  My publicist Sheila Kenny went.  This ended up happening.
Feb 23rd
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TONIGHT - FRIDAY FEB. 18
Feb 18th
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BOOK READING
I am taking part in a reading at Greenlight Bookstore in Ft. Greene.  Next Thursday, February 17, 7:30.    
Feb 11th
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FULL RELEASE
In bookstores and on-line.  
Feb 8th
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JOYCE SLOANE, REST IN PEACE
The world of comedy and the world in general lost a truly wonderful, one-of-a- kind woman.  Joyce Sloane, the “mother of Second City”, as the Chicago Tribune so fittingly referred to her, died Thursday, February 4th.  She meant so much to so many people.  I would certainly not be where I am today were it not for her, and I will be forever grateful for her kindness and encouragement.
Feb 6th
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BOOK RELEASE PARTY/READING FOR "MY DEAD DAD WAS IN...
Jon Hamm, Paul Rudd, Scott Adsit, John Hodgman, Zoe Lister-Jones, and Ira Kaplan scheduled to appear.  Books will be on sale.  The first 25 people to purchase books receive a special free gift!  Tuesday, February 8th, 8PM.  The Bell House.  www.thebellhouseny.com.  Free!
Feb 4th
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January 2011
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I WROTE A BOOK
It comes out February 8th.  Here’s a link you can check out: http://www.harpercollins.com/books/My-Dead-Dad-Was-Zz-Top-Jon-Glaser/?isbn=9780061749629
Jan 29th
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December 2010
4 posts
NY MAGAZINE VULTURE SLIDE SHOW
Please enjoy this ridiculous slide show I did for NY Magazine Vulture page. http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/12/christmas_tree_in_prospect_par.html
Dec 21st
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CHECK OUT THIS DOCUMENTARY
http://iamsecretlyanimportantman.com/links.php
Dec 17th
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SAN FRANCISCO SKETCHFEST
I will be doing a couple shows in January, including a Delocated variety show on January 15th.  Check out the website for more info. http://www.sfsketchfest.com/home/
Dec 14th
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DELOCATED DVD
We got word during the edit that there will be a Delocated DVD.  No release date yet, but sounds like some time next summer.  It will have Season 1, Season 2, and some nice extras like deleted scenes, outtakes, the demo I made when writing the pilot, and more.  Here’s me and John Lee getting ready to record some commentary.  This was back during the edit.  
Dec 8th
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November 2010
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NICE SEASON ENDING REVIEW OF DELOCATED
Great article in The AV Club. http://www.avclub.com/articles/delocated-coma,47206/
Nov 18th
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