March 2013
9 posts
UPTOWN SHOWDOWN
I will be taking part in Uptown Showdown next Monday March 18 at 8 at Symphony Space.
http://www.symphonyspace.org/event/7511-uptown-showdown-childhood-vs-adulthood
TICKETS NOW ON SALE
http://www.musichallofwilliamsburg.com/event/239217-delocated-witness-protection-brooklyn
How does Steve Cirbus get so ripped? Find out live!
NEED A DELOCATED FIX?
Then get to the Music Hall of Williamsburg on March 29:
http://www.musichallofwilliamsburg.com/event/239217-delocated-witness-protection-brooklyn
Eugene Mirman! Janeane Garofolo! Todd Barry! AD Miles! The stunning Angie Pontani! Strongman Steve Cirbus! Surprise musical guest!
IT'S HERE
All the fanfare. All the build up. All the anticipation and excitement. It all ends tonight. Take some time to be alone today. Find a nice, quiet, peaceful spot. Gather your thoughts. Reflect on the past three seasons. Think about everything that’s happened, everything that’s lead up to this moment in time. And then tonight, Thursday, March 7, at 12:30 - technically 12:30 tomorrow...
1 DAY COUNTDOWN
http://video.adultswim.com/promos/delocated-series-finale-jons-butt.html
TIME OUT NY INTERVIEW
Here’s a video interview for Time Out NY, done at the Russian social club location. Also, yesterday, from Eugene Mirman: “A Russian cab driver gave me a ride and asked what I did. I said comedian, and he asked if i wanted to hear a joke. Then he said “What’s better than a shot of vodka? Two shots of vodka!”
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2 DAY COUNTDOWN TO FINALE!!!
Thursday night March 7 at 12:30! That’s technically Friday morning March 8! In the meantime, here’s something I did for Thing X. If more people keep talking about Neon Joe Werewolf Hunter, there’s a better chance it’ll become a real show.
http://www.thingx.tv/videos/think-x/think-x-with-jon-glaser.html
FINISHED NYC MURAL
Don’t let that gut distract you from forgetting to tune in March 7 at 12:30 at night (technically March 8 at 12:30AM).
FINALE WEEK!
4 day countdown. Order your party subs and skins now and get ready. March 7, 12:30. I guess that’s technically March 8, but whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
NY MAG VULTURE INTERVIEW
Eugene Mirman interviewed me for NY Magazine. All interviews should be this enjoyable to do.
http://www.vulture.com/2013/02/eugene-mirman-interviews-jon-glaser.html
February 2013
11 posts
"JON" JOINS THE CAST OF 'ELEMENTARY'
Fun time again on Fallon last night.
http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/jon-glaser-part-1/n33299/
http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/jon-glaser-part-2/n33301/
LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON
I’ll be on tonight, Tuesday Feb 26, to promote the Delocated finale. Busted out the bullets, to look my best.
LA BILLBOARD AND HUMAN REACTION
AND SO THE END BEGINS.
COMEDY BANG BANG
Had a good time doing the podcast.
http://www.earwolf.com/episode/end-scene/
Here’s my POV of Scott Aukerman looking like a dude who could be in Borderlands.
SERIES FINALE TEASER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHPMJDRDsRc&feature=youtu.be
HOT TUB LOS ANGELES
I will be partaking in the always enjoyable Hot Tub with Kurt and Kristen in LA, Monday February 11, 8 PM, The Virgil.
http://hottub.brownpapertickets.com/
These might make an appearance:
THE MELTDOWN
Live in LA and looking for a quick fix before the Delocated finale airs? You have several opportunities, starting tonight, Wed Feb 6 at 8:30. I’ll be performing at The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail.
https://nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=357/
I googled “glaser meltdown” and found this image:
DELO IS NO MO
It can now be officially said. There will not be a Season 4. But I’m very happy to announce that there is going to be a very exciting series finale, airing Thursday March 7th at 12:30 AM on Adult Swim. Many thanks to everyone at Adult Swim, all cast and crew involved with the show, and of course, all the fans. Go here for a sneak peek at the series finale, entitled, “The Frrt...
LOS ANGELES SHOWS
Los Angeles! Here’s a few things to see in the next couple weeks. Live Delocated show at Largo, Tuesday February 12 at 8. Pretty great line-up: Sarah Silverman, Zach Galifianakis, Tim Heidecker, Jerry Minor, Kristen Schaal, Brett Gelman, and Reggie Watts. http://largo.laughstub.com/show.cfm?id=227250. I’ll also being doing The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail this Wed. Feb 6 at...
January 2013
4 posts
NEW BOB MOULD VIDEO
I was very excited to get to direct Bob Mould’s new music video.
http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2013/01/web-exclusive-video-premiere-star-machine-by-bob-mould/
Here’s a very exciting behind the scenes photo from the shoot, which I like to call “Pensive Hands”.
SECOND CITY WRITER'S SALON
I’m calling it a “salon” because that’s what it’s called, so I have to, not because I want to, which I don’t. In any case, I will be talking and answering questions and maybe showing some stuff at The Second City, 5:30, Friday January 18.
http://www.secondcity.com/training/chicago/coursecatalog/240/
I’ll either be talking about comedy, or talking...
SAN FRANCISCO SKETCHFEST
Very happy to be returning to Sketchfest for another Delocated live show. Saturday January 26th at 10PM at Cobb’s Comedy Club, with another great line-up: Eugene Mirman! Mary Lynn Rajskub! Joe Mande! Steve Agee! Kristen Schaal! And I’m especially excited to have musical guest Bob Mould!
http://sfsketchfest.com/x/performers/delocated-witness-protection-program-variety-show/
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"FOUR SEASONS" IN FUNNY OR DIE'S "THE OCCASIONAL"
Here’s a lovely pictorial piece I did for Funny Or Die’s on-line magazine “The Occasional”.
http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/55d61ba4ad/jon-glaser-s-four-seasons?playlist=featured_pictures_and_words
And here’s some outtakes from photographer Matthew Salacuse.
December 2012
4 posts
THE FIRST POETRY OF 2013
I will be taking part in a benefit for The Poetry Project at St. Mark’s Church on New Year’s Day. Starts at 2PM. (switches to shitty Italian accent). Aaaay, that’s-a lotta poetry!
http://poetryproject.org/program-calendar/the-39th-annual-new-years-day-marathon-benefit-reading.html
I googled “jon glaser poetry” and here’s an image that came up.
CHICAGO LIVE DELOCATED SHOWS
Two great shows January 18th 10PM and 19th 8PM at The Hideout. Larry Murphy (Jay the doorman)! Kurt Braunohler! Greg Johnson! Archer Prewitt from Sea and Cake Friday night! Urge Overkill Saturday night! Tickets going fast!
http://www.hideoutchicago.com/event/179971-delocated-witness-protection-chicago/
http://www.hideoutchicago.com/event/179981-delocated-witness-protection-chicago/
And...
BENEFIT SHOW THURSDAY DECEMBER 13
Good show for good times for good causes.
BAM SHOW
I will be taking part in this show this Thursday December 6 at BAM at 9PM.
http://www.bam.org/comedy/2012/december-get-it-out-there
I may or may not be wearing these pants:
November 2012
4 posts
PUNS
If you are like me, then you very much enjoy a good/awful pun. Next Tuesday December 4 at 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, Punderdome 3000 is happening, as it does each month. I will be a “celebrity” judge.
http://getyourcoatwereleaving.tumblr.com/
I thought for sure there would be a good image of a goy bear when I googled one of my favorite puns, Gentile Ben, but there wasn’t....
HURRICANE SANDY BENEFIT
Still some tickets left for a great show, Sunday November 25, 8PM, The Bell House, Brooklyn, NY. Me, Eugene Mirman, Wyatt Cenac, Mike Birbiglia, and Michael Che. As you can see, me, Mike, Eugene and Wyatt have formed a comedy super group called The 4 Square Assholes. Michael politely declined the offer to join our laff krewwww.
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THE EDIBLE GLAZE
While in LA recently, I was fortunate enough to be steered in the direction of Earl’s Gourmet Grub in Mar Vista. Turns out there’s some Delocated fans who work there. Also turns out they occasionally run a special sandwich called The Glaze. If you live in the LA area, or ever find yourself in the LA area, I highly recommend you go there and either pray they are running the...
FINAL GYWO
Here’s the last Get Your War On.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/13/get-your-war-on-the-end_n_2121120.html
I think I forgot to post some, check them all out. And then go buy David Rees’ brilliant, hilarious compilation from the Bush years if you want more.
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October 2012
2 posts
NEW GYWO
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/18/get-your-war-on-one-job-one-vote_n_1979224.html
NEW GYWO
Bounce.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/11/get-your-war-on-romney-debate-bounce_n_1957252.html?utm_hp_ref=comedy
September 2012
5 posts
VOTE
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NEW GYWO
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/19/get-your-war-on-trumps-tweets-video_n_1896336.html?utm_hp_ref=comedy
NEW "GET YOUR WAR ON"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/13/get-your-war-on-im-a-bank_n_1881457.html?utm_hp_ref=comedy
EUGENE MIRMAN COMEDY FESTIVAL
Begins this Thursday, and once again, it looks great and a lot of fun. I will be performing Thursday night.
http://eugenemirman.com/2012/08/5th-annual-eugene-mirman-comedy-festival-lineup-fundraiser-tonight/
NEW "GET YOUR WAR ON"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/07/get-your-war-on-charlotte_n_1863981.html
August 2012
2 posts
GET YOUR WAR ON
I’m very happy to once again take part in David Rees’ brilliant Get Your War On.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/30/get-your-war-on_n_1845072.html
If you don’t know the strip, you should:
http://www.mnftiu.cc/category/gywo/war81/
http://www.amazon.com/Get-Your-War-Definitive-2001-2008/dp/1593762135/ref=pd_sim_sbs_b_1
THE GREAT FRRT OF CHINA
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/04/world/asia/in-china-sun-protection-can-include-a-mask.html?_r=1&hp
July 2012
5 posts
FRESH FISCH AT THE PIT SATURDAY AUG. 4
I’m taking part in a comedy show this Saturday, August 4, at 8, at The PIT.
http://thepit-nyc.com/show/fresh-fisch-6/?cur_d=120804&cur_m=1208
This may or may not happen:
OUTSIDE LANDS AUGUST 12TH
Delocated Witness Protection Program Variety Show in San Francisco, Sunday August 12th at Outside Lands, at 6:30. With David Cross, Brett Gelman, Todd Barry, Kurt Braunohler, Andy Blitz, and Thee Oh Sees.
http://lineup.sfoutsidelands.com/band/delocated-witness-protection-program-variety-show-with-jon-glaser
http://www.sfoutsidelands.com/home/
FUNNY STORY
I will be taking part in Tom Shillue’s show Funny Story this Thursday July 26 at 8 at Brooklyn Brewery.
http://brooklynbrewery.com/blog/event/tom-shillues-funny-story-the-brooklyn-brewery-july-edition/
Tom will not be there, but me, Gavin McInnes, Seth Herzog, and Annamarie Tendler will.
GBV
I am very excited to be in a Guided By Voices music video:
http://pitchfork.com/news/47162-watch-guided-by-voices-keep-it-in-motion-video-starring-jon-glaser-of-delocated/
7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN WITH MIKE O'BRIEN
Things got a little uncomfortable in the closet.
http://screen.yahoo.com/jon-glaser-29920128.html
June 2012
5 posts
ADULT SWIM JUXTAPOZ MAGAZINE ISSUE
Check out the cool Adult Swim themed July issue of Juxtapoz magazine. The Delocated piece turned out great. Many thanks to the two very talented artists who lent their time and skill: Olek and Laura Birek. Here’s a link to the Delocated piece, featuring Olek’s work:
http://www.juxtapoz.com/Current/olek-for-qdelocatedq-in-the-july-juxtapoz-adult-swim-issue
And here’s a link...
2 FUN SHOWS THIS WEEKEND, JUNE 16 AND 17
Heart of Darkness at The Bell House, Saturday, with me, Kristen Schaal, and Jon Benjamin.
http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=4568615&pl=bellpl
The Moon at 92Y Tribeca, Sunday, with me, David Cross, Harvard Sailing Team, MC Chris, Camille Harris Band, and Special Secret Guest, whoever the fuck that is.
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2 FUN SHOWS THIS WEEKEND, JUNE 16 AND 17
Heart of Darkness at The Bell House, Saturday, with me, Kristen Schaal, and Jon Benjamin.
http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=4568615&pl=bellpl
The Moon at 92Y Tribeca, Sunday, with me, David Cross, Harvard Sailing Team, MC Chris, Camille Harris Band, and Special Secret Guest, whoever the fuck that is.
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VARIETY SHAC TONIGHT
Variety SHAC final regular monthly show tonight! Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, NY, 9:30pm. It’s the end of an era. Special guests: Jon Glaser, Katina Corrao, Hadiyah Robinson, Marcellus Hall, and Eric Slovin. Reserve tickets here:http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/23596
